Spring Break
RamTalk
Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier
Issue date: 11/6/09 Section: RamTalk
The other day I learned that if you say beer can with a British accent you're saying bacon with a Jamaican accent.
To the guy in the student center who said, "There should be a tobacco store that accepts Ram Cash": I think you're on to something.
It's all fun and games until the girl you are Facebook stalking catches you stalking her in the library.
It's a fact that a well placed text message smiley face can and will get you laid.
I'm pretty sure I breathed in about a pound of asbestos yesterday while I was walking to the Microbiology building. Take that, lungs.
Binary Boys: You can water my Farmville garden anyday. Call me at 1000101011
To the guy in the student center who said, "There should be a tobacco store that accepts Ram Cash": I think you're on to something.
It's all fun and games until the girl you are Facebook stalking catches you stalking her in the library.
It's a fact that a well placed text message smiley face can and will get you laid.
I'm pretty sure I breathed in about a pound of asbestos yesterday while I was walking to the Microbiology building. Take that, lungs.
Binary Boys: You can water my Farmville garden anyday. Call me at 1000101011
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Her
posted 11/06/09 @ 6:12 PM MST
To the squirrel who gave me a dirty look as I was walking through the plaza Friday: so now YOU'RE racist too???
Jeff
posted 11/08/09 @ 9:25 AM MST
To the CSU football team: Thanks for teasing us with the 3-0 start after the bowl win last year only to get manhandled for the next 2 months. A win versus CU was nice but the bowl win was ALOT nicer. (Continued…)
L
posted 11/08/09 @ 10:25 AM MST
Failed pickup line of the week at Ramskeller: "I wonder how many guys in here have actually ridden a bull"
that girl
posted 11/08/09 @ 9:54 PM MST
Frat Formals: Your blackout drunk rages are all fun and games till they end up on Facebook...and your mom sees them.
that girl:
posted 11/08/09 @ 10:00 PM MST
Frat Formal: shots, blackout hot tubbing, passout, wake up, mimosas, pancakes, shots, drunk shower, shots, and frozen pizza. Apparently i went to a formal dinner, but I only know through Facebook pictures. (Continued…)
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