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RamTalk
Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier
Issue date: 11/5/09 Section: RamTalk
I have decided that Colorado needs to go see the doctor to be treated for seasonal bipolar disorder.
Dear CSU: I'm learning how to say the names of drugs and criminal acts in Spanish class. I appreciate your investment in my bright future.
My horoscope told me to plan a little romance for late in the day. Good thing I shaved this morning.
To the College Pro Painters: I'm looking to blow my entire life savings in a pyramid scheme, I mean internship. Do you know of any?
Is it bad that I wear sunglasses even when it's cloudy out just so girls don't see me checking them out in the Plaza?
Anyone know if there is a Facebookaholics anonymous?
Dear CSU: I'm learning how to say the names of drugs and criminal acts in Spanish class. I appreciate your investment in my bright future.
My horoscope told me to plan a little romance for late in the day. Good thing I shaved this morning.
To the College Pro Painters: I'm looking to blow my entire life savings in a pyramid scheme, I mean internship. Do you know of any?
Is it bad that I wear sunglasses even when it's cloudy out just so girls don't see me checking them out in the Plaza?
Anyone know if there is a Facebookaholics anonymous?
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Kyle Massey
posted 11/05/09 @ 10:20 AM MST
Dear Eddy Hall smokers: Thank you for blanketing the plaza in a thick fog of smoke, otherwise i might have to pay to get seconhand cancer.
Veronica Brunk
posted 11/05/09 @ 10:20 AM MST
I wonder how Willard O Eddy would feel to know his building has become the smoking capital of CSU?
Veronica Brunk
posted 11/05/09 @ 10:22 AM MST
To the smokers outside of Eddy: thank you for making it so I no longer have to pay to get cancer.
Brian Thomson
posted 11/05/09 @ 12:15 PM MST
The College of Business lab computers are so slow! It's as if someone, after hours, has watched harcore pornos on each one. Fess up.
Tavia Molden
posted 11/05/09 @ 3:09 PM MST
To the boy in my management class who got food poisoning: next time you send an email to the whole class instead of just the instructor, try to leave out nasty parts about throwing up. (Continued…)
Maureen Kosse
posted 11/05/09 @ 3:38 PM MST
This week the Spanish class learned drugs and the Chinese class learned how to ask a prostitute for her rates. I'm glad CSU is preparing us for what's important. (Continued…)
Erin Browne
posted 11/05/09 @ 3:45 PM MST
To the guy who wear sunglasses to check out girls: I do the same thing but to check out guys. Let's date.
Zach
posted 11/06/09 @ 12:34 AM MST
Dear whiners about smoking: Everything causes cancer, so get over it.
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