Spring Break
RamTalk
Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier
Issue date: 11/4/09 Section: RamTalk
I found some condoms and wrappers in the bushes by the Morgan Library. Now I know why people study so late.
Not only is CSU cutting back, so is Panda Express. I didn't even get a fortune in my cookie.
Dear fellow college students, please stop walking by when I'm trying to smoke a bowl. You tend to make it difficult to finish it peacefully. Thanks, your stoned peers.
Anyone else having wet dreams about snowboarding?
Mint-flavored condoms seemed like a good idea at the time ...
To the kid who tried to run from the police at Corbett: You missed the Corbett exit, the emergency exit and the Parmalee exit, only to run down a dead end row of tables. Smooth move.
Not only is CSU cutting back, so is Panda Express. I didn't even get a fortune in my cookie.
Dear fellow college students, please stop walking by when I'm trying to smoke a bowl. You tend to make it difficult to finish it peacefully. Thanks, your stoned peers.
Anyone else having wet dreams about snowboarding?
Mint-flavored condoms seemed like a good idea at the time ...
To the kid who tried to run from the police at Corbett: You missed the Corbett exit, the emergency exit and the Parmalee exit, only to run down a dead end row of tables. Smooth move.
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kramer
posted 11/04/09 @ 7:46 PM MST
to the guy walking around and cursing to himself in the library, maybe you've been here too long.
rob weakly
posted 11/04/09 @ 9:35 PM MST
i now know for sure i'm in college. I classified my red shirt as "white enough to fit in that washer" because i can't afford another one.
Kate muller
posted 11/04/09 @ 10:11 PM MST
To the guys who where smoking it up so much last night we could smell it across the hall in our apartment, lets be friends I baked you cookies so bake me!
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