Spring Break
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Issue date: 11/3/09 Section: RamTalk
"No Shave November" is simply an evil plot set forth by Tony Frank's beard to make a population in its own image. I am only too happy to comply.
To the squirrel giving me the dirty look: You better watch your back.
To the girl who was telling me how to pick up women on Saturday night: You must have given me bad advice, because I didn't bring you home.
Cowgirls in big pickup trucks make me happy in that special kind of way.
The one thing I'm looking forward to most during Thanksgiving Break: being able to poop in private.
Is there a way to find out who my Preview partner was two years ago? Mine was hot, and I've hit a dry spell.
To the squirrel giving me the dirty look: You better watch your back.
To the girl who was telling me how to pick up women on Saturday night: You must have given me bad advice, because I didn't bring you home.
Cowgirls in big pickup trucks make me happy in that special kind of way.
The one thing I'm looking forward to most during Thanksgiving Break: being able to poop in private.
Is there a way to find out who my Preview partner was two years ago? Mine was hot, and I've hit a dry spell.
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Nick Kaufhold
posted 11/03/09 @ 2:27 PM MST
To the girl who I thought smelled that smell in Eddy computer room. Sorry, it must not have got to you.
Will Claussen
posted 11/03/09 @ 6:02 PM MST
To the hippie girl in my philosophy class who eye f**** me through my sunglasses after class.. your good
Taylor Ripp
posted 11/03/09 @ 6:25 PM MST
Does "no shave November" only apply to my face?
Calvin
posted 11/03/09 @ 8:59 PM MST
Peitz is out for the season?? Now we suck again!!
Aaron Holtan
posted 11/03/09 @ 10:14 PM MST
Cam the Ram says: Be green boys, use a sock...
Josh Ary
posted 11/03/09 @ 10:35 PM MST
Dear not-sober girl angel who ate shit on ice this weekend: Sorry for the "did it hurt when you fell from heaven" pick up line
casey nimmer
posted 11/03/09 @ 11:14 PM MST
To my speech teacher who was wearing his hat like a complete tool, thank you for demonstrating how to dress respectively when giving a presentation.
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