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RamTalk
Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier
Issue date: 10/29/09 Section: RamTalk
Budget Cut idea #3405: Mandatory snow days four times a semester.
The difference between a snow day and a snowy day: Guilt.
Quick! Don't think of a penguin! You thought of a penguin didn't you.
To the girl I heard on campus saying "Wow! Weird -- it's rain snow." It doesn't rain snow. It is called "Sleet."
Have you ever needed to puke but forced yourself not to cause you would be wasting alcohol. Me too.
I suppose it's crystal clear who's goin' run this town tonight: The snow. Sorry Rihanna.
Bike to class: Too icy. Drive to class: No parking permit. Walk to class: Too cold. No class today.
The difference between a snow day and a snowy day: Guilt.
Quick! Don't think of a penguin! You thought of a penguin didn't you.
To the girl I heard on campus saying "Wow! Weird -- it's rain snow." It doesn't rain snow. It is called "Sleet."
Have you ever needed to puke but forced yourself not to cause you would be wasting alcohol. Me too.
I suppose it's crystal clear who's goin' run this town tonight: The snow. Sorry Rihanna.
Bike to class: Too icy. Drive to class: No parking permit. Walk to class: Too cold. No class today.
Viewing Comments 1 - 6 of 7
Karli Wiedeman
posted 10/29/09 @ 8:15 AM MST
Two feet of snow on my car, freezing cold oustide, still snowing, and Tony Frank still wants an open campus. Dumb.
Sean
posted 10/29/09 @ 2:17 PM MST
Paying for school just to want a day off due to snow is like having an ipod with no music, just not worth it.
Katherine
posted 10/29/09 @ 7:13 PM MST
To the girl who so rudely took my clothes out of the washing machine so she could put hers in, I hope you got some cheap thrill out of handling my period undies. (Continued…)
Rueben
posted 10/29/09 @ 8:09 PM MST
To the girls still wearing skirts: Pneumonia is not a myth!
Kara Brown
posted 10/29/09 @ 10:38 PM MST
To the inexperienced snow driver from california,
driving turtle speed will not give you traction to get out of your parking spot, so thank you for taking 20 minutes to get out
Collin
posted 10/30/09 @ 2:58 PM MST
Reuben -
just because it is cold outside doesn't mean you have to be outside! ladies, keep those skirts on and short!
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