Spring Break
RamTalk
Compiled by Heidi Reitmeier
Issue date: 10/28/09 Section: RamTalk
To the patrons of the gym: Sorry, I should have known. Hangover + Treadmill = Vomitus.
I don't know what is worse, the fact that I am friends with my mom on Facebook or the fact that Facebook has suggested that I "reconnect" with her.
I just saw somebody digging in their nose at the library on the computer. If you just got swine flu, now you know why.
Is it just me or does everyone else have to Google terms to figure out what the hell PACe is talking about?
College: $100 to buy the book and $300 to prove you read it.
I don't know what is worse, the fact that I am friends with my mom on Facebook or the fact that Facebook has suggested that I "reconnect" with her.
I just saw somebody digging in their nose at the library on the computer. If you just got swine flu, now you know why.
Is it just me or does everyone else have to Google terms to figure out what the hell PACe is talking about?
College: $100 to buy the book and $300 to prove you read it.
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Jeff
posted 10/28/09 @ 11:55 AM MST
To the people in the library. One door is for going in, the other is for going out, and there's one for hippies. It's not that hard.
alexandria
posted 10/28/09 @ 12:52 PM MST
To the boy walking in the library talking on his phone saying "No I'm not high, just heavily medicated" thank you for making me not feel alone.
Jessica Hawthore
posted 10/28/09 @ 3:16 PM MST
Was anyone else really glad that their farmville crops weren't destroyed by the freak October blizzard?
Sarah Sullivan
posted 10/28/09 @ 3:51 PM MST
Note to self: cutting across the grass ceases to be a shortcut when you end up drowning in two feet of snow
Vanessa Van Ry
posted 10/28/09 @ 9:00 PM MST
To the girl in my hall who was yelling and cussing over the phone about how she needed food and entertainment, you were my entertainment for the night
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