Spring Break
Yays and Nays
Issue date: 7/1/09 Section: News
Yay | to having a university-wide holiday on Friday. But then again, who really attends a Friday class when the Ramskellar is clearly open.
Nay | to trees falling on cars in the Oval. What's next, tornadoes coming from the west?
Yay | to the Fourth of July and the fireworks that come along with it. But beware kids, fireworks can be dangerous. Just ask the South Park guys about snakes.
Nay | to four celebrity deaths this week. I mean seriously, give us fans a break. MJ, Farrah, Ed and Billy will be missed.
Yay | to ultra scam artist Bernie Madoff getting 150 years in prison. Oh hey Bernie, how good is your $65 billion now that you have a 10 by 10-foot cell?
Nay | to the West Nile Virus still being a pest to humans. This is just more evidence that mosquitoes are useless creatures.
Nay | to trees falling on cars in the Oval. What's next, tornadoes coming from the west?
Yay | to the Fourth of July and the fireworks that come along with it. But beware kids, fireworks can be dangerous. Just ask the South Park guys about snakes.
Nay | to four celebrity deaths this week. I mean seriously, give us fans a break. MJ, Farrah, Ed and Billy will be missed.
Yay | to ultra scam artist Bernie Madoff getting 150 years in prison. Oh hey Bernie, how good is your $65 billion now that you have a 10 by 10-foot cell?
Nay | to the West Nile Virus still being a pest to humans. This is just more evidence that mosquitoes are useless creatures.
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