Spring Break
RamTalk
Issue date: 5/8/09 Section: RamTalk
To the sun: Thank you for getting all those hot guys to run outside without their shirts on.
To the car that threw an egg at my windshield the other day: Grow up. We're in college now. We throw beer cans.
After seeing a bike cop chase down someone going 2xWalking speed, and a car chase down someone going 2.5x, I am forced to wonder if a helecopter-led pursuit team is required to chase someone going 4x walking speed.
Can someone explain to me how flooding the plaza with water fits into the whole go-green thing?
To the girl loudly singing "Happy Birthday" to her friend in the library at midnight: All you did for your friend is make everyone in the library hate her. On her birthday. Good job.
To the student who complained about dodging cars on the way to class: Try walking on the side versus the middle of the road. That way, we can all get to class on time.
Props to whoever put a champagne bottle in the lost and found bin in Plant Science 100.
To the car that threw an egg at my windshield the other day: Grow up. We're in college now. We throw beer cans.
After seeing a bike cop chase down someone going 2xWalking speed, and a car chase down someone going 2.5x, I am forced to wonder if a helecopter-led pursuit team is required to chase someone going 4x walking speed.
Can someone explain to me how flooding the plaza with water fits into the whole go-green thing?
To the girl loudly singing "Happy Birthday" to her friend in the library at midnight: All you did for your friend is make everyone in the library hate her. On her birthday. Good job.
To the student who complained about dodging cars on the way to class: Try walking on the side versus the middle of the road. That way, we can all get to class on time.
Props to whoever put a champagne bottle in the lost and found bin in Plant Science 100.
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Leah Smith
posted 5/08/09 @ 12:47 AM MST
To whomever stole my bike from Ingersoll would you please return to where you "found" it before I go home for the summer. Please and thanks.
Liz Sandifer
posted 5/08/09 @ 1:14 AM MST
To the guy who left his Facebook on the library laptop: We could've done a lot worse to it. You know it was funny.
P@
posted 5/08/09 @ 2:22 AM MST
P.S. Ladies, we love it when you learn to slackline in a skirt with no underwear. Love, any guy ever
Rebecca Camper
posted 5/08/09 @ 9:15 AM MST
To the guy riding the longboard barefoot down the hill: how exactly do you plan on stopping?
Asuka Nosaka
posted 5/08/09 @ 9:37 PM MST
With the continuing situation of California, I am just wondering if one day an earthquake breaks California from the Unites States and it ends up burning??
Logan Jones
posted 5/09/09 @ 10:34 PM MST
Who else is already looking forward to next year's Rocky Mountain Showdown? Let's all get our tickets and kick some HIPPIE ASS!!!
Holly Nequette
posted 5/10/09 @ 5:46 PM MST
To the guy that ate shit in front me and tried to play it off. Don't worry I waited until you went into Shepardson to laugh.
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