Spring Break
RamTalk
Compiled by Nina Beitz
Issue date: 4/29/09 Section: RamTalk
You know you have a problem with rejection when you won't write into RamTalk because you are too afraid of your rant being rejected.
Global warming doesn't exist. Everyone is just wearing a sweater and they don't realize it.
Good job, Obama Administration, for sending a low-flying 747 through New York City for a photo op. Brilliant.
To the boy and girl in the white car taking shots in the library parking lot last night: Good way to get the creative juices flowing.
Bravo Bezek, correlating swine flu to illegal immigration - another kick in the balls to the conservative Republican outlook - but please stop. You make us all look dumb.
To my Rolling Stone's-loving professor: Not taking the "beast of burden" final quiz will give me great "satisfaction." This would make me "jumpin'-jack flash."
You know your school is in trouble when they won't even let 3-year-old kids sell lemonade in the plaza.
Global warming doesn't exist. Everyone is just wearing a sweater and they don't realize it.
Good job, Obama Administration, for sending a low-flying 747 through New York City for a photo op. Brilliant.
To the boy and girl in the white car taking shots in the library parking lot last night: Good way to get the creative juices flowing.
Bravo Bezek, correlating swine flu to illegal immigration - another kick in the balls to the conservative Republican outlook - but please stop. You make us all look dumb.
To my Rolling Stone's-loving professor: Not taking the "beast of burden" final quiz will give me great "satisfaction." This would make me "jumpin'-jack flash."
You know your school is in trouble when they won't even let 3-year-old kids sell lemonade in the plaza.
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steven
posted 4/29/09 @ 7:38 PM MST
To the embarrassed girl who dropped her Tampon in front of me in the Natural Resources building: I wanted to introduced myself but maybe I should just wait till next week. (Continued…)
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