Spring Break
RamTalk
Issue date: 4/28/09 Section: RamTalk
To the boys with girlfriends: It's all just mind over matter. I don't mind; she don't matter.
Is there a shirt that says, "I don't know sex, but I'm willing to learn?"
To the creepy guy looking down my shirt as he went up the stairs in the library: I'm not sure what you were looking at, yours were bigger than mine.
You know you're a CSU student when getting new wheels refers to a bicycle.
Has anyone else noticed the TWO left-hand turn lanes at Elizabeth and Shields? Just want to make sure I'm not the only one ...
Getting in RamTalk is like streaking with a mask on: Everyone gets to see your nice package but nobody knows it was your package they saw.
Just when I thought I had the most original form of transportation on campus with my Razor scooter, unicycle dude passed me up.
To my capstone professor who told me, "I have a liver made of fiberglass, don't try me." Mine's made of Kevlar. Bring it.
Is there a shirt that says, "I don't know sex, but I'm willing to learn?"
To the creepy guy looking down my shirt as he went up the stairs in the library: I'm not sure what you were looking at, yours were bigger than mine.
You know you're a CSU student when getting new wheels refers to a bicycle.
Has anyone else noticed the TWO left-hand turn lanes at Elizabeth and Shields? Just want to make sure I'm not the only one ...
Getting in RamTalk is like streaking with a mask on: Everyone gets to see your nice package but nobody knows it was your package they saw.
Just when I thought I had the most original form of transportation on campus with my Razor scooter, unicycle dude passed me up.
To my capstone professor who told me, "I have a liver made of fiberglass, don't try me." Mine's made of Kevlar. Bring it.
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Dustin
posted 4/28/09 @ 11:36 AM MST
Dear Ramtalk,
You are open mic night.
I come for the pathetically unfunny jokes
but I stay for the drunken savant who doesn't even realize he's at open mic night. (Continued…)
Kevin Kullman
posted 4/28/09 @ 5:10 PM MST
David Myers, thank you, you made my day. Who woulda thought someone could squeeze goatsee reference into the collegian. BRAVO! GOATSEE!
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