Spring Break
Ram Talk
Issue date: 4/9/09 Section: RamTalk
-Dear Kim-Jong-Il: If you would like to see how a real missile works, I'm sure we'd be happy to "send" one to you.
-Why is it that CSU is a green university and yet they get mad when i recycle my alcohol bottles in the dorm recycle bins?
-To the New Belgium Brewing: Please change the name of Mighty Arrow to Mighty Hammer, that would make it that much better!
-So, I thought I hated the snow, but I realized that the snow makes the annoying plaza people go away.
-Why yesterday's Collegian was the best ever: It had drugs, music, sex and 300 lb. Linemen scoring TDs.
-Is it bad that everytime I see an ugly person wearing an "I know sex." shirt I want to ask, "Are you sure?"
-To the sorority girl at the party last night: so much for being a "leader of tomorrow." You didn't even look like you were going to make it through the night.
-To the person who got a DUI because Ramride closed early: We do apologize and will see you when you need your community service hours.
-Who is that lady who is supposed to help me but doesn't? Oh yeah, my advisor.
-Why is it that CSU is a green university and yet they get mad when i recycle my alcohol bottles in the dorm recycle bins?
-To the New Belgium Brewing: Please change the name of Mighty Arrow to Mighty Hammer, that would make it that much better!
-So, I thought I hated the snow, but I realized that the snow makes the annoying plaza people go away.
-Why yesterday's Collegian was the best ever: It had drugs, music, sex and 300 lb. Linemen scoring TDs.
-Is it bad that everytime I see an ugly person wearing an "I know sex." shirt I want to ask, "Are you sure?"
-To the sorority girl at the party last night: so much for being a "leader of tomorrow." You didn't even look like you were going to make it through the night.
-To the person who got a DUI because Ramride closed early: We do apologize and will see you when you need your community service hours.
-Who is that lady who is supposed to help me but doesn't? Oh yeah, my advisor.
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Fan of Staps
posted 4/09/09 @ 3:13 PM MST
The Green Team sucks, who the F*** would vote for them. I voted for Stapleton, wise choice for fun and partying.
Shaun
posted 4/09/09 @ 4:29 PM MST
Someone should put the bike cops in their place. It's not our fault they won't trust you with a car, so don't take your anger out by giving us pointless tickets!
Lauren
posted 4/09/09 @ 11:22 PM MST
To the idiot in the library parking lot who would not back up so I couldn't move back to let the guy out who was blocked in, thank you for making the world a little bit more stupid. (Continued…)
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