RamTalk
Compiled by Nina Beitz
Issue date: 4/6/09 Section: RamTalk
To the girl who stole my ipod from the Rec Center: I listen to terrible music. So HA, joke's on you!
You know you're an undergraduate college student when you don't research before you make statements. E.g. you can hand deliver your ballot to the ballot box at City Hall. Looks like lack of knowledge and frugality are contributing factors...
Has anyone else been eyeing the bushes hoping that if they run through them fast enough they will find a Red Rupee? Or at least be transported to the Kokiri Forest.
The reason I like Colorado is the same reason I like the radio. You never know what you're gonna get next!
To the party on Howes last weekend: I think you need to double check your maximum capacity of your house.
And the bathrooms on campus have toilet paper! Before college I always thought the roll replaced itself.
Since when did wearing hunter's orange become trendy? Just stop. We can see you just fine without it on.
To the guy I heard say he wasn't going to wear Jay Cutler's jersey anymore, because he left the Broncos: Don't you think its a little weird you wear another man's shirt anyway? And especially since that other man plays around with balls?
You know you're an undergraduate college student when you don't research before you make statements. E.g. you can hand deliver your ballot to the ballot box at City Hall. Looks like lack of knowledge and frugality are contributing factors...
Has anyone else been eyeing the bushes hoping that if they run through them fast enough they will find a Red Rupee? Or at least be transported to the Kokiri Forest.
The reason I like Colorado is the same reason I like the radio. You never know what you're gonna get next!
To the party on Howes last weekend: I think you need to double check your maximum capacity of your house.
And the bathrooms on campus have toilet paper! Before college I always thought the roll replaced itself.
Since when did wearing hunter's orange become trendy? Just stop. We can see you just fine without it on.
To the guy I heard say he wasn't going to wear Jay Cutler's jersey anymore, because he left the Broncos: Don't you think its a little weird you wear another man's shirt anyway? And especially since that other man plays around with balls?
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Ashley Meek
posted 4/06/09 @ 9:43 PM MST
I wish that my girlfriend would have the common decency to put the toliet seat back up!
Elizabeth Schanuel
posted 4/06/09 @ 11:30 PM MST
To the girl who returned my ipod to me at the Rec Center, I can't thank you enough for being honest. I don't think many people would have done what you did. (Continued…)
Courtney
posted 4/07/09 @ 7:16 PM MST
To the person who stole the 2010 license plate tag off my Blazer: thanks I really loved the 35 dollar ticket I received from the City of Fort Collins for missing tags and the hour I spent out of my day waiting in line to get new tags. (Continued…)
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