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Issue date: 4/3/09 Section: RamTalk
You know you're a college student when your reasoning for not voting in city council elections hinges not on your lack of knowledge but your frugality. Stamps are 42 cents.
To the person who thought the football team was the joke the Collegian was talking about: You win the awesome prize of paying for the bowl- winning football team's indoor facility. Congratulations.
My vote goes to the ASCSU candidates with the cutest puppies.
To the person looking for someone to please their roommate: Did you not read Brian's article on prostitution?
It stands to reason that all those flagrant errors in the Collegian on April 1st were accidents.
The worst is definitely the longboarding texters.
Has anyone ever noticed that the horse at DIA has giant blue balls?
To the kids riding their longboards inside the student center on Wednesday: That's why our tuition money has paid for sidewalks.
To the person who thought the football team was the joke the Collegian was talking about: You win the awesome prize of paying for the bowl- winning football team's indoor facility. Congratulations.
My vote goes to the ASCSU candidates with the cutest puppies.
To the person looking for someone to please their roommate: Did you not read Brian's article on prostitution?
It stands to reason that all those flagrant errors in the Collegian on April 1st were accidents.
The worst is definitely the longboarding texters.
Has anyone ever noticed that the horse at DIA has giant blue balls?
To the kids riding their longboards inside the student center on Wednesday: That's why our tuition money has paid for sidewalks.
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kristin Hund
posted 4/03/09 @ 2:23 AM MST
You know your in college when you send this text to your roommates: Okay... this is so weird but sometimes when a friend falls asleep on toilets and tonight she decided to fall asleep on yours. (Continued…)
Nick Whitworth
posted 4/03/09 @ 12:37 PM MST
Today I sat through a class that was so boring I fell asleep in the middle of my adderall high
Dylan Hartley
posted 4/03/09 @ 2:06 PM MST
To the girl that walked into the revolving door at the library after I farted in it...my bad
Alex
posted 4/04/09 @ 10:05 PM MST
You know its bad when, while randomly browsing through Craigslist you find out that several of your classmates, including yourself, are posting personals for the opposite sex. (Continued…)
Vitaly
posted 4/05/09 @ 10:04 PM MST
To the guy hacking up a lung at the library - don't worry, everyone had a good laugh at your expense, but can you say Ricola?
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