Spring Break
Ram Talk
Issue date: 4/2/09 Section: RamTalk
-Not only are boobs recession proof, but they definitely give my own personal stimulus package.
-So for the past two months my horoscope says that love is in the air. So when is it coming down?
-Looking for: A boy to please our roommate. No long-term commitment. Experience preferred.
-Hey Collegian, I think I found the joke you were talking about. You are talking about the football team, right? What do I win?
-To the kid in my stats class watching porn on his iPhone: Bravo, sir. Bravo.
-Hold the phone ... my email isn't forwarding from my simla account?! When was someone going to tell me this?
-Honestly, what's worse, campus longboarders or walking texters?
-If at first in college you don't succeed, B.S. and B.S. some more.
-To the girl I came up behind and pretended to steal your purse as a joke because I thought I knew you ...Well I didn't. Again, I am sorry.
-This year's student body: Can we please not split our votes so our least favorite candidates win? Thanks.
-So for the past two months my horoscope says that love is in the air. So when is it coming down?
-Looking for: A boy to please our roommate. No long-term commitment. Experience preferred.
-Hey Collegian, I think I found the joke you were talking about. You are talking about the football team, right? What do I win?
-To the kid in my stats class watching porn on his iPhone: Bravo, sir. Bravo.
-Hold the phone ... my email isn't forwarding from my simla account?! When was someone going to tell me this?
-Honestly, what's worse, campus longboarders or walking texters?
-If at first in college you don't succeed, B.S. and B.S. some more.
-To the girl I came up behind and pretended to steal your purse as a joke because I thought I knew you ...Well I didn't. Again, I am sorry.
-This year's student body: Can we please not split our votes so our least favorite candidates win? Thanks.
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ashleigh
posted 4/02/09 @ 2:51 AM MST
Another reason CSU is better than CU we have Replete/Delete by ANDREW WOODS
bob
posted 4/02/09 @ 12:26 PM MST
Vote Dan and Tim, saving green by wasting money on shiny green fliers that are now littering campus.
Stephanie
posted 4/02/09 @ 1:56 PM MST
To whoever controls the heating/cooling of Clark, you are obviously not from CO as you don't seem to grasp the concept that sunshine in this state does not merit turning up the air conditioning. (Continued…)
Paul Jenkins
posted 4/02/09 @ 6:27 PM MST
To the girls looking for a boy to please their roommate. What do you think about a Ginger? Unfortunately he is lacking experience but is named after a country in Europe. (Continued…)
justin venegas
posted 4/02/09 @ 6:42 PM MST
Does anyone else find it interesting that Dan & Tim's Saving Green flyer is actually not recyclable like the flyer says?
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