Spring Break
RamTalk
Compiled by Nina Beitz
Issue date: 4/1/09 Section: RamTalk
If a girl who is smoking complains about you chewing, simply respond with, "Some people like good-tasting tobacco."
The Jonas Brothers: So deep in the closet, they're having adventures in Narnia.
Whoever wanted the "I know sex shirt", you can have mine. I don't need to advertise it, your boyfriend already knows.
To the Collegian: Thank you giving me false hopes by posting an employment advertisement in the March 31 issue where the application deadline was March 25.
If boobs were a stock they would be recession proof.
The best thing about the girls of Fun-Ology is that Andrew Woods was always on top of them.
Hugs, 25 cents. Kisses, $1. Free condoms that actually work ... priceless.
I don't know who all these ASCSU candidates are, but they sure are pissing me off with all these flyers.
To the couple in Weber trying to figure out who it was that kept you from finishing their reading last night, you are the reason I usually just pay to print at the library.
The Jonas Brothers: So deep in the closet, they're having adventures in Narnia.
Whoever wanted the "I know sex shirt", you can have mine. I don't need to advertise it, your boyfriend already knows.
To the Collegian: Thank you giving me false hopes by posting an employment advertisement in the March 31 issue where the application deadline was March 25.
If boobs were a stock they would be recession proof.
The best thing about the girls of Fun-Ology is that Andrew Woods was always on top of them.
Hugs, 25 cents. Kisses, $1. Free condoms that actually work ... priceless.
I don't know who all these ASCSU candidates are, but they sure are pissing me off with all these flyers.
To the couple in Weber trying to figure out who it was that kept you from finishing their reading last night, you are the reason I usually just pay to print at the library.
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Cody Henry
posted 4/01/09 @ 12:58 AM MST
To my houseate who thought it would be funny to hide my alarmclock and set it to three for april fools....Well i found it and while you were gone tonight i hide it under your bed
Kyle Tortorelli
posted 4/01/09 @ 9:30 PM MST
To the girls in Aylesworth computer lab that were talking about becoming strippers in Vegas... Are you kidding me? I wouldn't ever pay to see you naked!
Ally Murphy
posted 4/02/09 @ 6:44 PM MST
I say we vote the puppy in for President, at least we know he wont make any false promises.
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