Spring Break
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Issue date: 3/27/09 Section: RamTalk
To the guy who picked me up and gave me a ride on campus today: Thanks so much for driving me to my lab! I was the only one without heaps of snow all over me.
Looking for work, pellet gun sitting idle. Experience: 30-plus confirmed birds killed. Expertise: woodpeckers, squirrels.
To the guy who attempted to enter Morgan through the emergency exit doors: Have you EVER been to the library?
To all you Californians and Texans who have never seen a flake of snow in your life, GET OFF THE ROAD or go back to where you came from.
I got out of bed for the first time all semester to be on time for my chem lab only to see a bird fly into the window and start twitching on the ground. That teaches me my lesson about being on time.
To the kilted guy: I walk around in a kilt all the time. If you want someone to mention it jump off something tall and give everyone a free show.
Looking for work, pellet gun sitting idle. Experience: 30-plus confirmed birds killed. Expertise: woodpeckers, squirrels.
To the guy who attempted to enter Morgan through the emergency exit doors: Have you EVER been to the library?
To all you Californians and Texans who have never seen a flake of snow in your life, GET OFF THE ROAD or go back to where you came from.
I got out of bed for the first time all semester to be on time for my chem lab only to see a bird fly into the window and start twitching on the ground. That teaches me my lesson about being on time.
To the kilted guy: I walk around in a kilt all the time. If you want someone to mention it jump off something tall and give everyone a free show.
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Simon Schaad
posted 3/26/09 @ 7:01 PM MST
I am now thoroughly depressed knowing that I spent $1 per minute (as an out of state student) trying to decipher the accent of an ill tempered 4 foot tall Philippino lady. (Continued…)
Tiffany Mead
posted 3/26/09 @ 10:41 PM MST
My birthday this year was accompanied by ridiculous amounts of snow. Upside: CSU cancelled classes! Downside: Mother Nature screwed me because all the bars were closed! Now where am I supposed to drink?
derrick
posted 3/27/09 @ 2:49 AM MST
Did anyone else waiting till they post if we are going to have another snow day at 6 a.m., to decide if they should start homework?
sky
posted 3/27/09 @ 1:47 PM MST
I can always tell the snow tracks of a sorority girl, because they can never seem to lift their uggs off the ground.When will uggs do us all a favor and put shoe laces on so I don't have to hear stupid girls dragging their feet all over campus?
Melissa Miller
posted 3/29/09 @ 4:36 PM MST
To the couple with serious PDA issues in the AV courtyard: that is how babies are made. Please take your middle school antics elsewhere!
Daniela
posted 3/29/09 @ 11:06 PM MST
You know you're a good student when you decide to creep on facebook and type ramweb for the html instead of facebook's address. Then continue to put your EID in the facebook login page. (Continued…)
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