Spring Break
RamTalk
Compiled by Nina Bietz
Issue date: 3/25/09 Section: RamTalk
Do they allow Easybake Ovens in the library? My late night snacks could use some creativity.
Uh, what the heck happened to Repeat/Delete?!
Hacking is NOT analogous to sex. Hacking is like sitting on a park bench with the warm sunlight caressing your face and throwing water-balloons full of STD's at stupid people as they walk by naked.
Really, ASCSU canidates? ALL of those unachievable promises without significantly raising student fees? Haha, good one.
Boulder: Where everyone wears their opinion on their bumper.
To the girl who dropped her coffee cup on the lawn by the Towers 100 feet away from a trash can ... Stay classy.
To make graduation even more special, anyone who graduates Cum Laude should get to sit on their own golden throne. It would match their robes.
Job opening: Hitman (or woman) needed to get rid of woodpecker family. Qualifications: Someone smarter than bird thinking it can peck trough metal. Payment: 10 bucks per bird shot down.
I felt rather woebegone when I opened the morning paper and found no sexist comic. Without Mr. Woods who will I have a love/hate relationship with?
Uh, what the heck happened to Repeat/Delete?!
Hacking is NOT analogous to sex. Hacking is like sitting on a park bench with the warm sunlight caressing your face and throwing water-balloons full of STD's at stupid people as they walk by naked.
Really, ASCSU canidates? ALL of those unachievable promises without significantly raising student fees? Haha, good one.
Boulder: Where everyone wears their opinion on their bumper.
To the girl who dropped her coffee cup on the lawn by the Towers 100 feet away from a trash can ... Stay classy.
To make graduation even more special, anyone who graduates Cum Laude should get to sit on their own golden throne. It would match their robes.
Job opening: Hitman (or woman) needed to get rid of woodpecker family. Qualifications: Someone smarter than bird thinking it can peck trough metal. Payment: 10 bucks per bird shot down.
I felt rather woebegone when I opened the morning paper and found no sexist comic. Without Mr. Woods who will I have a love/hate relationship with?
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Ona Fisher
posted 3/25/09 @ 11:09 AM MST
To the person who recalled the books I needed for my research paper: Thank you so much for waiting until now to chose your topic and stealing my books when I already checked those out a month ago because I'm on top of my sh**!
Ryan Hunt
posted 3/25/09 @ 11:04 PM MST
To the kid who threw my chew all over the library floor...90 cents is not enough to cover an entire can.
Randon Grimes
posted 3/25/09 @ 11:57 PM MST
To the girl who threw up all over Clark today..... How was that hotdog you had for lunch?
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