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RamTalk
Issue date: 3/24/09 Section: RamTalk
College without drinking is like CSU without New Belgium ... DOESN'T WORK.
To the girls sitting next to me in the library who found it comical to make fun of the kid you were "befriending" up until he left: Your condescending ignorance is eroding our society.
To the guy with the obnoxious laugh at the Academic Village: Maybe you should sit by yourself from now on so no one makes you laugh.
Pro: dollar beers at Road on Thursdays. Con: showing up to your Spanish midterm tanked the next day.
To my fellow Misfits fan: Will the Forbidden Zone involve your Last Caress?
Hooray for the new blue single-stream recycling bins! Let's hope we see a little less litter on campus.
Hacking is like sex: You get in, you get out and hope that you didn't leave something behind that can be traced back to you.
To the girls sitting next to me in the library who found it comical to make fun of the kid you were "befriending" up until he left: Your condescending ignorance is eroding our society.
To the guy with the obnoxious laugh at the Academic Village: Maybe you should sit by yourself from now on so no one makes you laugh.
Pro: dollar beers at Road on Thursdays. Con: showing up to your Spanish midterm tanked the next day.
To my fellow Misfits fan: Will the Forbidden Zone involve your Last Caress?
Hooray for the new blue single-stream recycling bins! Let's hope we see a little less litter on campus.
Hacking is like sex: You get in, you get out and hope that you didn't leave something behind that can be traced back to you.
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James Richards
posted 3/24/09 @ 2:06 PM MST
Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. (Continued…)
Patricia Spence
posted 3/25/09 @ 12:13 AM MST
To the kid with the obnoxious laugh in my psychology class (who I assume was at the Academic Village the other day): no one enjoys your loud outbursts. (Continued…)
J
posted 3/25/09 @ 1:55 PM MST
Man, I wish it were possible to know if the person who replied to your RamTalk was actually the person you were addressing.
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