Spring Break
Ram Talk
Issue date: 3/12/09 Section: RamTalk
-Thanks for the advice U.S. State Dept., but im spending my money over in Mexico, hoping that the reccession gets fixed after I come back to graduate and look for a job.
-To the gentleman worrying about when to cut off the conversation with the ladies: Don't worry, bud. Boyfriends are speed bumps, not road blocks.
-To the boy on the engineering floor who I had sex with last weekend: Take out your protractor and learn some new angles.
-Why is it that Andrew Woods is always making sex jokes, but yet he can never draw his characters from the waist down?
-To the guy in my Finance class wearing a CU hat: We don't take your kind around here.
-Someone should really make it illegal for guys to wear skinny jeans.
-To the person who asked why they pay for the education of athletes; your powers of generalization are amazing. Too bad its not a sport. Maybe then you could be an athlete too.
-To those arguing about daylight saving/s time: I have two calenders; one says saving, and one says savings. Now what?
-PEOPLE!! HAVE WE ALL FORGOTTEN ABOUT MUSTACHE MARCH?!!
-To the gentleman worrying about when to cut off the conversation with the ladies: Don't worry, bud. Boyfriends are speed bumps, not road blocks.
-To the boy on the engineering floor who I had sex with last weekend: Take out your protractor and learn some new angles.
-Why is it that Andrew Woods is always making sex jokes, but yet he can never draw his characters from the waist down?
-To the guy in my Finance class wearing a CU hat: We don't take your kind around here.
-Someone should really make it illegal for guys to wear skinny jeans.
-To the person who asked why they pay for the education of athletes; your powers of generalization are amazing. Too bad its not a sport. Maybe then you could be an athlete too.
-To those arguing about daylight saving/s time: I have two calenders; one says saving, and one says savings. Now what?
-PEOPLE!! HAVE WE ALL FORGOTTEN ABOUT MUSTACHE MARCH?!!
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Katie
posted 3/12/09 @ 1:32 PM MST
To the person wondering about mustache march, no one forgot, the girls just retaliated when they decided not to shave ANYTHING. Looks like we won.
Steve
posted 3/12/09 @ 2:09 PM MST
To our Chem-103 professor: When talking about elements of the periodic table it is spelled METAL, not MEDAL. How are you still teaching?
Nicole
posted 3/12/09 @ 10:07 PM MST
AMEN to the skinny jean comment!
kate
posted 3/12/09 @ 11:29 PM MST
To the preson who is so readily opposed to guys wearing skinny jeans, most guys can pull it off a lot better than any girl, and to the guys that are opposed, you have to have balls to pull skinny jeans off believe it or not
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