Spring Break
RamTalk
Compiled by Nina Beitz
Issue date: 3/11/09 Section: RamTalk
I hate the week before break. All of a sudden there is nowhere for me to sit in class now that everyone is showing up.
To the nervous guest speaker who kept looking at me during her presentation, were you picturing me naked? If so, no wonder you kept stuttering so much.
Can someone please tell me why we pay for the "education" of athletes? They don't go to class, they don't win many games, and they don't graduate. So let's DON'T pay for their education.
Ladies: In order to be polite, how long should I wait to end our conversation after you've revealed you have a boyfriend?
To the girl who tripped and smashed her nose on the ground, maybe now you can get that surgury you need.
There's two days before spring break and of course it has to be the worst walking to class weather ever ... touché mother nature.
To the person who said that guys with big trucks and big guns are compensating, just so you know my boyfriend has a big truck and big guns but he is for sure not compensating for anything.
Advertising for green university: Thousands. Lame indoor training facility for lame teams: Millions. Admitting you have no money to really be a green university: PRICELESS!
To the nervous guest speaker who kept looking at me during her presentation, were you picturing me naked? If so, no wonder you kept stuttering so much.
Can someone please tell me why we pay for the "education" of athletes? They don't go to class, they don't win many games, and they don't graduate. So let's DON'T pay for their education.
Ladies: In order to be polite, how long should I wait to end our conversation after you've revealed you have a boyfriend?
To the girl who tripped and smashed her nose on the ground, maybe now you can get that surgury you need.
There's two days before spring break and of course it has to be the worst walking to class weather ever ... touché mother nature.
To the person who said that guys with big trucks and big guns are compensating, just so you know my boyfriend has a big truck and big guns but he is for sure not compensating for anything.
Advertising for green university: Thousands. Lame indoor training facility for lame teams: Millions. Admitting you have no money to really be a green university: PRICELESS!
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Kyle Simon
posted 3/11/09 @ 10:51 AM MST
To the girl who has a boyfriend with a big truck and big guns, it's not necessarily a physical inadequacy he is trying to compensate for.
Rick Brewer
posted 3/11/09 @ 7:03 PM MST
Working hard and losing games- sucks...Reading negative articles about losing games- discouraging.....cutting in front of everyone at bars, clubs, and even registration-priceless
adam vassau
posted 3/11/09 @ 8:56 PM MST
To the girl who said her boyfriend isn't compensating for anything, that's cause he's taking extenze cause his wiener this that small
bethany
posted 3/11/09 @ 10:52 PM MST
I am disappointed that there was no retaliation comment made about the douche in sweatpants sleeping outside of Corbett...Really communications majors, you have nothing to say now?
Ryan Sheine
posted 3/11/09 @ 11:08 PM MST
Why are the comments in RamTalk always so misogynistic?
Nick Whitworth
posted 3/12/09 @ 12:42 AM MST
To the couple sucking face in the commons, someone get them a kissing lesson that's not from an angry piranha
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