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Issue date: 3/5/09 Section: RamTalk
-Has anyone read High Times lately? Fort Collins is the #2 best place in the world to get weed. Has this affected anybody else?
-Can we please stop having full blown conversations with the Starbucks people? The last thing you want to do is get between an addict and his fix.
-To the guy complaining about not getting enough practice: I know some twins who'd like to get to know you better ... your right and left hands.
-Does it seem odd that in order to be carbon-neutral by 2020 we need a multilevel parking garage?
-I've had more Ramtalks published than I've been laid. Ever.
-Is it ironic that the Green Peace people make walking in the plaza not peaceful at all?
-You know you are right. In this day and age, it's just not economically viable for women to spend all their time in the kitchen; I mean that laundry isn't going to do itself.
-Democrat: Because, let's be honest, would Jesus own a gun?
-To the girl who gave me soy sauce as a chaser ... thanks for ruining my night.
-Can we please stop having full blown conversations with the Starbucks people? The last thing you want to do is get between an addict and his fix.
-To the guy complaining about not getting enough practice: I know some twins who'd like to get to know you better ... your right and left hands.
-Does it seem odd that in order to be carbon-neutral by 2020 we need a multilevel parking garage?
-I've had more Ramtalks published than I've been laid. Ever.
-Is it ironic that the Green Peace people make walking in the plaza not peaceful at all?
-You know you are right. In this day and age, it's just not economically viable for women to spend all their time in the kitchen; I mean that laundry isn't going to do itself.
-Democrat: Because, let's be honest, would Jesus own a gun?
-To the girl who gave me soy sauce as a chaser ... thanks for ruining my night.
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fitzy31
posted 3/05/09 @ 8:01 AM MST
Seriously? #2?? All right Ft. Fun!!!
derek
posted 3/05/09 @ 10:23 AM MST
Republican: Because Jesus wouldnt have an abortion.
bob
posted 3/05/09 @ 1:43 PM MST
I want some proof about the weed story. maybe a citation or or website.
jrob
posted 3/05/09 @ 6:54 PM MST
Whoever decided Fort Collins was #2 has obviously never been outside of Colorado.... ever
Mary Edwards
posted 3/05/09 @ 8:49 PM MST
So... When can we start pointing the finger at Obama?? Is everyone ready yet??
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