Spring Break
Ram Talk
Issue date: 2/26/09 Section: RamTalk
-My horoscope on Monday said: "Love looks promising and, with a little ingenuity, you can end up in a very nice position with someone you adore." I'm just wondering what positions this guy is going to put me in... Should I start stretching?
-Does anyone else, after failing on a sudoku, fill in the numbers anyway just in case someone else is watching?
-To the owner of the bike I locked mine to, sorry, I'm not a moron, just a wake'n'baker.
-Does anyone know the bus route I can take from the Towers to the Rec Center?
-Dear Car: If you lock my keys inside you again, I'm trading you for a pogo stick
-Sign that you know you're in college #98: You shower with your roommate to make the water bill cost less
-After having three major tests in one day, my strokes started having aneurisms.
-In defense of the girl with the $78 bra: Status symbols in the form of material goods are always more precious to those who have no real dignity.
-Does anyone else, after failing on a sudoku, fill in the numbers anyway just in case someone else is watching?
-To the owner of the bike I locked mine to, sorry, I'm not a moron, just a wake'n'baker.
-Does anyone know the bus route I can take from the Towers to the Rec Center?
-Dear Car: If you lock my keys inside you again, I'm trading you for a pogo stick
-Sign that you know you're in college #98: You shower with your roommate to make the water bill cost less
-After having three major tests in one day, my strokes started having aneurisms.
-In defense of the girl with the $78 bra: Status symbols in the form of material goods are always more precious to those who have no real dignity.
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Jason Biggins
posted 2/26/09 @ 12:00 PM MST
To the guy who took the solid left hook to the jaw from the wyo fan following the basketball game and then slumped to the ground like a rag doll: you might want to look into finding new friends who will actually back you up next time. (Continued…)
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