Spring Break
Ram Talk
Issue date: 2/19/09 Section: RamTalk
- Next time we throw a party, we're just gonna invite the cops in advance, because they're coming anyway.
- I don't know about anyone else living in the dorms, but I find the sink in the utility closet extremely handy when I am too stoned to remember the code for the bathroom.
- Collegian -- Did "signs of stability" escape your lips in reference to Iraq? Oh yeah, I forgot, the Messiah has fixed everything in 30 days. President Bush couldn't have possibly had anything to do with that.You can't be anti-war and pro-deployment.
- Thanks for the stimulus, Obama. Just put it on my tab.
- Dear Frat Guys: We're kinda over you. Hashers are hotter anyways. Love, Sorority Girls
- Okay, so apparently I wanted that threesome for my birthday WAY more than i wanted a girlfriend.
- To the kid in Calculus taking all his notes in highlighter: I would've given you a pencil, but it was far more entertaining just watching.
- To the segway cops I saw racing in the parking lot...I'm so glad that CSU bought you such a cool toy with my fees.
- Didn't Obama PROMISE to bring our troops home?
- I don't know about anyone else living in the dorms, but I find the sink in the utility closet extremely handy when I am too stoned to remember the code for the bathroom.
- Collegian -- Did "signs of stability" escape your lips in reference to Iraq? Oh yeah, I forgot, the Messiah has fixed everything in 30 days. President Bush couldn't have possibly had anything to do with that.You can't be anti-war and pro-deployment.
- Thanks for the stimulus, Obama. Just put it on my tab.
- Dear Frat Guys: We're kinda over you. Hashers are hotter anyways. Love, Sorority Girls
- Okay, so apparently I wanted that threesome for my birthday WAY more than i wanted a girlfriend.
- To the kid in Calculus taking all his notes in highlighter: I would've given you a pencil, but it was far more entertaining just watching.
- To the segway cops I saw racing in the parking lot...I'm so glad that CSU bought you such a cool toy with my fees.
- Didn't Obama PROMISE to bring our troops home?
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the boss. ( robert tyler newlon)
posted 2/19/09 @ 10:30 AM MST
HAHAHAHA Dear oceanography fellows. How fun was showing up blacked out to the test? F-ing hillerious! oh and to the TAs did you enjoy my coments on the test? DUFWAI. (Continued…)
johnson
posted 2/19/09 @ 4:17 PM MST
A little news, a lot of the hashers are brothers.
Doug Collins
posted 2/19/09 @ 8:54 PM MST
To the girl in my PSY 100 class who drinks "to take the pain away" there is free counseling in clark c
Danielle
posted 2/19/09 @ 8:58 PM MST
To the guy that tried to get me to "save the children", maybe you should try to save the rest of us and the children from your second hand smoke.
Alex Onofrio
posted 2/19/09 @ 9:53 PM MST
I love my rammies, but I've never been so disappointed as when I found out they don't make CSU sheets that I could make a toga with. They only make sheets for schools that have winning teams. (Continued…)
Brittany
posted 2/21/09 @ 5:04 PM MST
To the young man who farted when we were hooking up....You thought I didn't notice!!???
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