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Issue date: 2/11/09 Section: RamTalk
To the girls sitting behind me in Oceanography, VD does not stand for Vin Diesel. It's an abbreviation for venereal disease.
To my teacher who says some things are "similarly different," forget the oxy, you're just a moron.
To all the girls complaining about being alone on Valentine's day, do you think it was just a coincidence that Durex put an ad in the Collegian for their vibration play ring?! I think not.
Is it just coincidence when I was texting the word "sorority" the word "porn" came up and I forgot which one I was texting about?
How to empty the RamSkeller of its normally large number of patrons: Invite two gentlemen to "sing" obscenities on stage for 30 min.
Let's be honest ladies, you really want an undeclared man.
Obama's unwritten movie wins the Oscar because he's going up against George Bush's film entitled, "I F**ked Over the American People for Eight Years." Not really any competition there.
Ladies, dimples are only cute when they are on your face.
To my teacher who says some things are "similarly different," forget the oxy, you're just a moron.
To all the girls complaining about being alone on Valentine's day, do you think it was just a coincidence that Durex put an ad in the Collegian for their vibration play ring?! I think not.
Is it just coincidence when I was texting the word "sorority" the word "porn" came up and I forgot which one I was texting about?
How to empty the RamSkeller of its normally large number of patrons: Invite two gentlemen to "sing" obscenities on stage for 30 min.
Let's be honest ladies, you really want an undeclared man.
Obama's unwritten movie wins the Oscar because he's going up against George Bush's film entitled, "I F**ked Over the American People for Eight Years." Not really any competition there.
Ladies, dimples are only cute when they are on your face.
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Émile Deschamps
posted 2/11/09 @ 12:18 PM MST
What's with all the coincidences in today's paper - something afoot? Makes me hungry for some 'plum pudding'...
Justin Friebel
posted 2/11/09 @ 5:15 PM MST
to the really cute Amy and Julie that beat me in foosball last thursday at Stonehouse. When you both got my number and called me so i would have both of yours, my phone was off. (Continued…)
Trenton Wade
posted 2/11/09 @ 5:47 PM MST
Instead of building all those pointless sculptures, CSU should have put our tuition money towards something more practicle....like a playground.
Wesley Hawes
posted 2/11/09 @ 10:20 PM MST
To Ryan Nowell and Brian Lancaster, the columnists from wednesdays paper, HELL YEAH! DON'T TAKE S*** FROM NOBODY!!!
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