Spring Break
RamTalk
Compiled by Nina Beitz
Issue date: 2/9/09 Section: RamTalk
Hey Andrew Woods, do you have a panda hat fetish too? I thought I was the only one.
It's always nice to see you have a full fridge, until you realize none of the food is yours.
Am I the only virgin in my psychology of human sexuality class?
To the chemistry teachers: The technology in graphing calculators exists for a reason.
To the drunk kid who punched out the window in the Sundance sober van: I remember my first beer.
To the guy whose license plate reads 'BACK OFF': you don't need the plate to keep the ladies away!
I would rather be straight-edge, clean-shaven, and a virgin until age fifty than be somebody who has "git-r-dun" in their vernacular.
This country has given Obama the Oscar and the movie has yet to be written.
To the girls who have a boyfriend in a different area code ... you know the man-law about area codes right?
To the guy wearing those capri sweat pants that bunch up mid-calf... I don't think men are the target market for that style.
It's always nice to see you have a full fridge, until you realize none of the food is yours.
Am I the only virgin in my psychology of human sexuality class?
To the chemistry teachers: The technology in graphing calculators exists for a reason.
To the drunk kid who punched out the window in the Sundance sober van: I remember my first beer.
To the guy whose license plate reads 'BACK OFF': you don't need the plate to keep the ladies away!
I would rather be straight-edge, clean-shaven, and a virgin until age fifty than be somebody who has "git-r-dun" in their vernacular.
This country has given Obama the Oscar and the movie has yet to be written.
To the girls who have a boyfriend in a different area code ... you know the man-law about area codes right?
To the guy wearing those capri sweat pants that bunch up mid-calf... I don't think men are the target market for that style.
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Erik Thomson
posted 2/09/09 @ 1:09 PM MST
There certainly are a lot of IMPEACH bumper stickers on campus. Should someone tell the liberals to take them off, or should we just let them provide ironic commentary for our new president?
Nathan Worthey
posted 2/09/09 @ 3:17 PM MST
To the couple sucking face in the Clark lounge: yeah...not cute at all.
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