Spring Break
Ram Talk
Issue date: 2/5/09 Section: Special Sections
With 25 percent of meals unused, housing and dinning services gets an average of $8.37 per meal. They could learn a thing or two from the dollar menu.
Girls at CSU are like parking spaces. They're either handicapped, taken, or way the hell out there!
Please ... Construction Management majors are just hicks that found a degree they could actually do. "Now say it with me, class: HAMMER. Good! A+ for everyone."
To the cute girl at the rec who kept checking her stretching form in the mirror. Don't worry, I checked several times and it looked good to me.
To all the guys finding out that I am now single: No I don't want your number so we can "talk."
Is it weird that I can tell you what I was doing at 4:20 p.m. for the last 2 and a half years of my engineering career?
Should I change my relationship status on Facebook if things are getting serious between my and my showerhead?
I think I am wasting my time being in college: All I really need to do is something illegal like not pay my taxes and I might get a cabinet position with Obama.
Girls at CSU are like parking spaces. They're either handicapped, taken, or way the hell out there!
Please ... Construction Management majors are just hicks that found a degree they could actually do. "Now say it with me, class: HAMMER. Good! A+ for everyone."
To the cute girl at the rec who kept checking her stretching form in the mirror. Don't worry, I checked several times and it looked good to me.
To all the guys finding out that I am now single: No I don't want your number so we can "talk."
Is it weird that I can tell you what I was doing at 4:20 p.m. for the last 2 and a half years of my engineering career?
Should I change my relationship status on Facebook if things are getting serious between my and my showerhead?
I think I am wasting my time being in college: All I really need to do is something illegal like not pay my taxes and I might get a cabinet position with Obama.
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Jillian
posted 2/05/09 @ 1:47 PM MST
To the girl who stole my spot in the engineering lot, I saw you hit that car.... Karmas a Bitch!
Rachel Speights
posted 2/05/09 @ 3:35 PM MST
Boys from all majors: You can stop arguing over who is going to get the girls. We're obviously going to college to support ourselves; I'm buying my own log cabin in Cabo!
Justin
posted 2/05/09 @ 3:38 PM MST
To the girl that is now single, well if you don't want to talk, I prefer actions over talking anyway
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