Spring Break
Ram Talk
Compiled by Nina Beitz
Issue date: 2/4/09 Section: Entertainment
Forget boys on Valentine's Day, I'm celebrating the start of Rockies spring training!
Thank you college for replacing my body pillow with a girl.
With so many people going to college these days, who will the future liver donors?
Forget business majors, us Construction Management majors can build you ladies a cabin wherever you'd like …and I guarantee our LOGS are bigger.
To the girl watching porn in the library, I think I'm in love with you.
Does anyone else get up in the morning, grab a paper on your way to your 9 o'clock, read the horoscope, and then by 9 that night think "Five stars my a**!"? ... we should start a club.
To the girl in my history class, it is NOT ok to floss your teeth with a hair you found on your shoulder!
Dear PETA, it doesn't matter if you call it Fish, Sea Kitten, or Tuna in Ugg Boots ... men are still gonna eat it.
To whoever invented drunk hookups and multiple-choice exams: Maybe getting lucky is for those who don't know what they're doing.
Thank you college for replacing my body pillow with a girl.
With so many people going to college these days, who will the future liver donors?
Forget business majors, us Construction Management majors can build you ladies a cabin wherever you'd like …and I guarantee our LOGS are bigger.
To the girl watching porn in the library, I think I'm in love with you.
Does anyone else get up in the morning, grab a paper on your way to your 9 o'clock, read the horoscope, and then by 9 that night think "Five stars my a**!"? ... we should start a club.
To the girl in my history class, it is NOT ok to floss your teeth with a hair you found on your shoulder!
Dear PETA, it doesn't matter if you call it Fish, Sea Kitten, or Tuna in Ugg Boots ... men are still gonna eat it.
To whoever invented drunk hookups and multiple-choice exams: Maybe getting lucky is for those who don't know what they're doing.
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