Spring Break
Ram Talk
Issue date: 2/3/09 Section: Special Sections
Durex: Who really wants a coupon for condoms that is that big?
I was having trouble with my math until I started wearing glasses; they improve division.
Ladies: Please tell me that it's not impossible to actually lift your feet off the ground while walking in Uggs. If so, maybe you wouldn't fall so much.
Did anybody else in plant bio get the urge to say, "Chlorophyll more like bore-aphyll?!"
To the sorority girl wearing her letters in the porn store, I guess I know which house I need to go to get some.
What is it with girls and banks not willing to put out?
To the kids with the 24/7 strobe light who live in the towers, how do you sleep at night?
Maybe ASCSU can put our student funds toward Charmin toilet paper on campus instead of the rocks we use now.
Ladies, forget the engineering and construction majors, get yourself a business major. He will buy you that log cabin and also a beach house in say, Cabo.
I was having trouble with my math until I started wearing glasses; they improve division.
Ladies: Please tell me that it's not impossible to actually lift your feet off the ground while walking in Uggs. If so, maybe you wouldn't fall so much.
Did anybody else in plant bio get the urge to say, "Chlorophyll more like bore-aphyll?!"
To the sorority girl wearing her letters in the porn store, I guess I know which house I need to go to get some.
What is it with girls and banks not willing to put out?
To the kids with the 24/7 strobe light who live in the towers, how do you sleep at night?
Maybe ASCSU can put our student funds toward Charmin toilet paper on campus instead of the rocks we use now.
Ladies, forget the engineering and construction majors, get yourself a business major. He will buy you that log cabin and also a beach house in say, Cabo.
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Justin
posted 2/05/09 @ 3:50 PM MST
Ladies, forget the engineering, construction majors, and business majors, go get a computer science major. Who else could bring you Youtube, Facebook, Myspace, Ebay and Amazon. (Continued…)
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