Spring Break
Ram Talk
Compiled by Nina Beitz
Issue date: 2/2/09 Section: Special Sections
You'll be happy to hear that me and the girl I met in the revolving door at the library are still going around together.
First, they took the best couches out of the library. Then they "renovated" the nap room, I mean, Art Lounge and now they took away the homeless section by the e-cave. WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO NAP?
To the ugly girls complaining about being at a sausage fest: We would prefer a complete sausage fest than you being there.
To the girls in the library: If I wanted to listen to you talking, I would not have gone to the library.
To the Collegian staff: Hey thanks. I didn't want to read the rest of Sean Star's column, I would much rather look at a full page bridal ad. When you said 'continued on page 5' did you mean in tomorrow's paper? Cuz, you should probably make that clear.
MWF class starting at 12:00 = bad news for my liver.
To all the spandex-shorted ladies at the gym: Is your crotch hungry girl? Cause it's eating your pants.
First, they took the best couches out of the library. Then they "renovated" the nap room, I mean, Art Lounge and now they took away the homeless section by the e-cave. WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO NAP?
To the ugly girls complaining about being at a sausage fest: We would prefer a complete sausage fest than you being there.
To the girls in the library: If I wanted to listen to you talking, I would not have gone to the library.
To the Collegian staff: Hey thanks. I didn't want to read the rest of Sean Star's column, I would much rather look at a full page bridal ad. When you said 'continued on page 5' did you mean in tomorrow's paper? Cuz, you should probably make that clear.
MWF class starting at 12:00 = bad news for my liver.
To all the spandex-shorted ladies at the gym: Is your crotch hungry girl? Cause it's eating your pants.
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Erica
posted 2/01/09 @ 11:36 PM MST
To the naked kid in the hot tub, just because Jesus turned water into wine does not mean he would turn a tree into reefer. Sorry.
Erica
posted 2/01/09 @ 11:39 PM MST
Tips from naked kid in hot tub: "If your schlong is small, pierce your tongue. It does the same job."
Paul Trozan
posted 2/02/09 @ 12:06 AM MST
To the construction major competing with engineers for ladies...You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
Kelly Thompson
posted 2/02/09 @ 11:12 PM MST
Does anyone else miss the AMAZING chocolate chip cookies in AV that we have been deprived of this semester? Sugar free is not the way to be.
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