Spring Break
RamTalk
Compiled by Nina Bietz
Issue date: 1/26/09 Section: Special Sections
Revolving doors frighten me. If I time it wrong there is potential loss of limb.
The CSU PIKE house must have had a great break; they all signed up for the Tool Academy and got accepted!
Waking up in a detox center: bad. Blowing a .1 at 10 a.m.: worse. Finding out the detox center is in Greeley and they won't let you go until 4 p.m.: horrific.
Remember independents: You can blame the president all you want.
Can all of you people give up on your New Year's resolutions and stop crowding the gym? K, thanks.
To the guy looking up e-harmony in the library ... there is a reason you have not found love.
Just remember Republicans, we don't need anyone to blame now.
To the freshmen girls standing in the book buy back line... stripping for cash for Mexico is not the answer... stripping for tuition money is.
The CSU PIKE house must have had a great break; they all signed up for the Tool Academy and got accepted!
Waking up in a detox center: bad. Blowing a .1 at 10 a.m.: worse. Finding out the detox center is in Greeley and they won't let you go until 4 p.m.: horrific.
Remember independents: You can blame the president all you want.
Can all of you people give up on your New Year's resolutions and stop crowding the gym? K, thanks.
To the guy looking up e-harmony in the library ... there is a reason you have not found love.
Just remember Republicans, we don't need anyone to blame now.
To the freshmen girls standing in the book buy back line... stripping for cash for Mexico is not the answer... stripping for tuition money is.
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