Spring Break
Ram Talk
Issue date: 9/25/08 Section: Opinion
A message from CSUPD. Tornado! Run, Run Now! ...This is just a test.
Does anyone else miss passing notes? Screw texting! I want a note folded origami style and written in sparkly gel pen.
Nothing makes me want to join a frat more than playing techno on the plaza. Sign me up.
Would someone please fix the lock-less bathroom stall in upper LSC? If I wanted everyone to see me pee, I would have been born a boy.
To the girl and guy having a sex talk in the study room next to me ... TMI!
To the sniffling, coughing, sneezing masses: I have finally succumbed to your persuasive powers and joined you.
Does anyone have a spare bedroom? That tornado that approached from the west ripped my house apart yesterday...
To all the sexy ladies on campus ... How about you get over yourself and get under me.
Has anyone else noticed that if you rearrange the letters in GO RAMS, you get ORGASM? Coincidence? I think not.
Does anyone else miss passing notes? Screw texting! I want a note folded origami style and written in sparkly gel pen.
Nothing makes me want to join a frat more than playing techno on the plaza. Sign me up.
Would someone please fix the lock-less bathroom stall in upper LSC? If I wanted everyone to see me pee, I would have been born a boy.
To the girl and guy having a sex talk in the study room next to me ... TMI!
To the sniffling, coughing, sneezing masses: I have finally succumbed to your persuasive powers and joined you.
Does anyone have a spare bedroom? That tornado that approached from the west ripped my house apart yesterday...
To all the sexy ladies on campus ... How about you get over yourself and get under me.
Has anyone else noticed that if you rearrange the letters in GO RAMS, you get ORGASM? Coincidence? I think not.
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